Mallard

An individual who does something unfavorable to another, ie. an individual who would do something "mal" to another. (Of Latin decent.)
"You drank my last beer!? You're such a mallard."
by India Morgan May 24, 2008
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Mallard Mouth

Why you looking like a Mallard Mouth??
by The Girls at LVC October 08, 2010
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mallard

A retarded person, or someone who is being a complete idiot.
Quit being a mallard!
by Fishbone2k2 October 21, 2006
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Red Mallard

A secret cat call for men to announce that a hot woman has just entered.
A hot woman walks into a bar, a guy would yell out "Red Mallard" and his buddies would know to look toward the door to check out the hot chick!!
by Wiley_Oompa April 07, 2010
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Dirty Mallard

A sexual act performed when a male, while having sex with a female in either the missionary or more preferably the doggy style position, reaches around his backside and obtains a sizeable amount of sweat from his Perineum (a.k.a. Chode, Brum, Taint, etc.). Said sweat is then wiped upon the females upper lip, directly underneath the nose. The maneuver is completed with the male folding each of his arms to resemble wings, flapping his "wings", and vocalizing an ear-shattering "Quack-Quack".
As Brian was ravishing Krista from the rear and giving her the ultimate in sexual pleasure, Krista suddenly felt Brians finger on her upper lip. Within an instant her olfactory senses were overwhelmed by an extremely foul odor, accompanied by the loud call of the Mallard Duck and a rush of air upon her backside presumably caused by the flapping of limbs. Unbeknownst to Krista, she had received the ultimate sexual insult: The Dirty Mallard!
by Landon M. September 27, 2006
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mallard

1. a duck

2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.
1. "look at the cute little mallard! i like ducks."

2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."
by anonnie mouse July 29, 2005
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mallard slick

"Lets mallard slick crystal, she's a noisy cum dumpster!"
by Cody 13 April 24, 2008
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