Daron Malakian

The greatest musician ever. Guitarist of System Of A Down and Scars On Broadway. Lead vocalist of Scars on Broadway.

"Dude, my face hurts."

"Thats because Daron Malakian is awesome!"

"What's that have to do with my face?"

booty

by Superman's Crotch January 17, 2010

Malika

Maika is a natural beauty. She is a kind of beauty that you can't get out of your head. Malika is happiness in person. She has a good heart and makes sure that everyone around her is happy. She loves her friends and family.

You will never find someone like Malika.

by |I’mencantador| November 22, 2021

malakianism

1)the new cult named after the idol Daron Malakian.
2)the worship of Daron and all his wonderful ideas and work.
3)the philosophy that stands for the love of art for art in itself, and the undying passion of music as a whole.

I think I'm converting to Malakianism.

by lucy123 October 22, 2003

malakia

The act of masturbation

Molis twra travhxa mia petuxhmenh malakia.

Holly shit, I pulled a malakia and my jism went on my laptop.

by Malakas May 20, 2004

Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex

An uberly awesomely 1337 cult on VampireFreaks.Com, dedicated to worshipping the almighty Daron Malakian of System of a Down, though the topic of conversation in the forums usually divert to other random shit. =D We don't do emotes.

Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex owns you with a capital P.

by SugarSpider July 28, 2008

Malikai

Great person, always horny, good in bed, medium height, goofy, caring and just an all around great person and has a above average size cock.

Malikai is a great person.

by Turtle-man November 21, 2021

Malika

Often times "Mal " is short for her real name. She is often times taller than her friends. Ellie's personality often sways and tends to seem like she has multiple. She is very shy when meeting new people but she is self-motivated and will warm up after awhile. She judges people upon first impressions to see if you would be good friends with her or not. Ellie is EXTREMELY accurate when it comes to this. It is hard to gain her trust but once your friends, she'll be loyal and will help you whenever you need it. She tends to drift off in thought at times. If you're lucky enough to be Ellie's friend she will be happy whenever you're around and will be open with you. Ellie is an EXTREMELY opinionated person and she'll HATE if you reject it right away or won't listen. She can be a bit bitchy and cold at times when she is annoyed, but she is a true leader in people's lives.

Person 1: "Why doesn't Malika have any friends?"

Person 2: "She does! But she only has a small group of close friends like me."

Person 1: "Wow, your so lucky to have found an Malika!"

by Love everyone xoxo October 28, 2021