Madea

A traditonally African-American portmanteau for "Mother Dear," and, more famously, an alias of Mabel Simmons, a fictional character created by Tyler Perry who, although she is an elderly grandmother, carries at least five guns in her black handbag at all times, smokes copius amounts of marijuana, and causes bodily harm to/murders people when they upset her. Her most notable catch phrase is "I ain't afraid of the po-po!" Can also be used in the phrase "to go Madea on" to mean "to go off on/violently attack."

He said that I looked like an old gorilla and had no class, so you know I had to go Madea on him: I broke both his legs and ran like hell!

by Welton September 2, 2008

mahealani

Mahealani traditionally means Heavenly Moonlight. Mahea is a substitute name. Her name is often mispronounced at first meeting. She is a gem to be treasured for the rest of your life. Although she's reckless with her decisions, she's unique, bold and caring. She has a keen eye for fashion, but she's quite clumsy. Always eager to try new things, Mahealani has the talent and personality to succeed in life. She is a beautiful, wacky girl. Once she's in your life, you will never want her out of it.

I wonder where's mahealani? I want to know what she's wearing today.

by paparazzi face September 6, 2011

Maja

Maja is an awesome person with lots of energy and comes with an absolutely splendid sense of humor. Boys always fall head over heels for the fantastic Maja. The special thing about the Maja is that she looks good at any angle. So she is very easily recognizable, no doubt about that. Also, when drinking alcohol, the Maja never stops being awesome, even if she is shitfacewasted. The Maja attracts only hot men who are very intelligent. She needs to be stimulated on her very smart self.

Maja: "Fuck, I'm shitface wasted"
Linn: "But you're still awesome!"

Maja: *Makes a joke*
Madeleine: ROFL

Maja: *Walks around in circles and dances crazy monkeydance alle over the place*
Kamilla: Woooow, MAJA you look HAAAWT from any kind of angle!!

For example: people who look incredibly good, you can just say that they're such a Maja

Out drinking and want your friend to be awesome no matter how drunk she or he gets, you can just ask them to be Maja-wasted. Much more charming.

by Bikkja September 7, 2011

Maaeah

An angel sent down to earth in a meteor. One finds only one of them throughout their lifetime.

Maaeah came down to me from the heavens!

by Mud Rosey December 7, 2010

Madea'd

To call out someone to leave them speechless.

Bro, you just got Madea'd.
Better stop this shit or you will get Madea'd!

by Madeafrommcdonalds December 30, 2014

majady

Majady is the best human in the world and she is my best friend

Me:I am going to majadys house

Mama:okay but NO SLEEP OVERS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAD 647484939

by Majadyandmahraarebsf July 4, 2021

Maja

Maja is the cutest, smollest, most beautiful Girl Ever seen to making. She will make you happier than the biggest amount of money, her nickname is Also “Fluffball”. She will be the star of your Dreams. If you Can get her, that is.

Boy: “You’re the cutest, most GORGEOUS Girl i’ve Ever seen”
Maja: *Blushes* “Thanks”

by DoIKnowU? December 18, 2019