The Mailman

When a cunt ass bitch leans over while driving and gives the passenger road head while he/she grabs the wheel and drives like The Mailman.

"Hey man one day this cunt ass bitch wouldn't stop talking while driving so I pulled The Mailman on her."

by BLUE1DEVILS January 6, 2018

Mailman

A dating tactic where you show up at the house of your interest unannounced. The opposite of "ghosting". First appeared in Season One episode six of Single Parents.

"Dude, just mailman her".

by Danryan November 14, 2018

ya-maila

a sweet loving girl with beautiful eyes always smiling, makes friends easily and is very bright.

"Wow look at that girl"


"Yep thats
ya-maila..."


"Man.. she's amazing"

"yeah i know"

by coolstars2 January 26, 2009

Maillani

Maillani is a Intelligent, Beautiful girl who can make friends easily. She has humorous personality. She get straight A's. She is an amazing best friend. She is not a girly-girl and she is latino. Maillani is very affectionate girl. She is very adorable. She is also a friendable person.

Maillani is my best friend. We have known each other since 1st grade.

by Thatintelligentgirlthough May 17, 2018

Posted Like The Mailman

the term used to describe a state of chillin or hanging out, or can be used to say that I'm not going anywhere, therefore posted like the mailman.

Tom:what up man?, what you doing?
Derik:not shit, I'm posted like the mailman
Tom: you're lame man, you always say that
Derik: Fuck you!, I'm on house arrest the next 3 months!!!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 30, 2010

Mailman Legs

The toned legs of a mailman, caused typically by the amount of walking involved on a day to day basis

"Hey have you seen Kyle? He's must be putting work in at the gym because he's got some mailman legs"

by UAlreadyKnowNiqua April 28, 2015

Angry Mailman

When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.

Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?

Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.

Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!

by toddsmithsteez September 4, 2009