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sneaky pete the magician 

When you are fucking a woman from behind, grasp her firmly behind the neck and fein orgasm. Simultaneously, quietly, spit onto her lower back. When she turns to view the damage, unleash with the full power of a real orgasm into her eye.
Lisa to her friend Marie: My eyes really burn!

Marie: Take out your contacts.

Lisa: No, It's because John caught me with a sneaky Pete the Magician.

Semen Magician 

A magician the comes to adult parties and uses semen in their magic tricks.
Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!
Semen Magician by MCR182 February 12, 2013

Supreme Magician 

When a man is having sex with a woman and he pulls out and let's his buddy slide in. He then goes outside and waves at her through the window.
Jane was really mad at Dick for pulling the Supreme Magician on her with Rick, but now she seems kinda turned on.
Supreme Magician by tex23bm December 9, 2008

Stingray Magician 

Yo look at that stingray magician, (kid gets punched in face) other kid, THE FUTURE IS NOW!

Short Sleeved Magician 

"Tom called me on my birthday, then asked for twenty dollars."
"wow, that guys a real short sleeved magician."

Short Sleeved Magician 

Somone who's very predictable
John- Can you believe tom asked me for money on my birthday?

Alex- tom's such a short sleeved magician.