Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:

1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots

Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.

by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

President Madagascar

On an online game called Pandemic 2 where the goal is to infect and kill the entire human race, Madagascar is notorious for very quickly closing it's only point of access, it's port. Members of the Current Events social board of GameFAQs quickly made this a fad making a stickfigure called "President Madagascar" that closes the ports every single time any symptoms of any disease are shown.

Guy: President Madagascar, a man in Brazil is coughing!
President Madagascar: *eyes turn bloodshot* CLOSE. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

by ChrisDaLunatic September 30, 2008

Private from Madagascar

Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy

Person 1: Hey, who's Private from Madagascar?
Person: 2: That's classified information, how do you know his name?

Private committed war crimes in former Yugoslavia and was the mastermind of the death of multiple celebrities, including but not limited to John F. Kennedy

by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the leading mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Private has been known for numerous accounts of drug dealing and sexual assault. He also committed numerous war crimes in former Yugoslavia. This includes the murder of 17 innocent school girls, killing civilians in an active war zone, car bombing a village, and using chemical weapons.

Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) committed war crimes in Yugoslavia

by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020

cam madagascar

a guy who gets off on watching madagascar. has a severe animal fetish. records animals with a cam to have a raunchy time later. most likely a scruffy white guy

Person 1: why’s he recording that fish
Person 2: hes probably cam madagascar

by skinnyscarlett January 27, 2020

madagaskarth

where all time low fans reside, deep in the jungle of Madagascar.

Jim: Hey! I just got back from Madagaskarth
Becky: Cool! Did you see any Bara-kats?
Jim: LOLZ. Yeah.

by HEHEHEHEHEHEHE April 6, 2008

Madagascarian Volcano

The Madagascarian Volcano is a sexual act in which a Russian male stands a Madagascarian women on her head, pours various types of alcohol into her vagina and makes her squirt which then causes a massive eruption of female genital fluids as well as alcohol.

Yeah we performed the Madagascarian Volcano last night, subsequently she almost passed out for being in the position for too long.

by bigrussianman69 April 19, 2019