mayered

When someone gets so completely drunk that they dont speak inteligible English. Shit-faced.

Did you see Bill last night? He was mayered. I think he went home with that fat chick after he pissed in Mikes car.

by Kevin Mayer May 25, 2006

John Mayer Complex

attracting and using people for sex or to push your face into the spotlight, essentially using someone for your own gain

Getting a woman (or man) to have sex with you and then tossing them to the curb when you've had your fill of them. Like John Mayer most recently did with Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, and other major A celebs.

most commonly seen in men/women who are "players" or "rolling stones"

The guy who tells a girl she is beautiful and EVERYTHING else she wants to hear in order to bed her, then splitting up with her immediately after or shortly after which is a major asshole personality flaw known as the John Mayer Complex

by Dear Fall January 2, 2012

John Mayer Syndrome

A serious affliction that seems to affect celebrities only. When a formerly paparazzi-friendly celebrity stops talking to the cameras after entering a serious relationship. Named after John Mayer, who was glacial towards paparazzi during his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Originally coined by Harvey Levin of TMZ.

After British lothario Russell Brand said he was "in love" with Katy Perry, he stopped talking to paparazzi. She gave him John Mayer Syndrome.

by geeksmakethebestlovers October 28, 2009

Mayert

An absolute cuck that takes kids shit cause he has nothing better to do with his life, also an absolute faggot.

~kid 1~ there goes mayert busting a sesh
~kid 2~ what a bitch

by Bignegro27 March 20, 2020

Oscar Mayer Sisters

When two women have had the same weenie in them they become "Oscar Mayer Sisters."

Ariel's boyfriend broke up with her due to how many Oscar Mayer sisters she has.

by westcoast001 March 3, 2011

Sam Mayer

Born on June 26, 1603, Sam Mayer took part in the Mayflower Voyage of 1620. Sam fought many battles, killing approximately 21 pirates and 24 octopussi. 69 days after the ship made sail, a bad storm known across the globe as "Hurricane Tortilla" created a challenge for Sam and the GMS crew onboard. But, after the storm passed, they made it to land safely with no injuries or casualties. Sam and the GMS crew were disappointed that there were no race cars in sight. So, they went all the way back the United States when they soon competed for many wins and championships in NASCAR's top tier series. But, he most well known for giving his fan @sammayerfan a birthday video.

Sam Mayer is cool, but Ty Gibbs is still my favorite!

by gygiyo78688768 September 25, 2020

mayeration

being entirely utterly obsessed with john mayer to the point where you want to be him/be with him

learning guitar at high level when you cant read music.

by liz November 8, 2004