me, myself, and i

Solo ride until I die, cause i got me for life. Look up clean version
P1 have you heard that song called me, myself, and i?

P2 by Bebe Rhexa and G-eazy? Yeah, it is a little more than a half-decade old!
by Wwwwwowwww September 05, 2021
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Ask me if I shiv a git

A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.
Oh boy, that takes a big load off me for sure; ask me if I shiv a git!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020
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fuck me til i fart

A term used during sexual intercourse by one or more of the participants to describe how they want to keep banging for a long time (as they dont think a fart is coming in the near future). However in the unlikely event that said participant does fart I would imagine they sexual intercourse stops........
(During sexual intercourse): Yes, Yes, Fuck me til I fart John, oh yes.......
by NathanStud April 13, 2007
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Lick me where I shit

Another way of telling someone they can f-off
If the boss doesn't like my my idea, he can lick me where I shit.
by allbad June 23, 2005
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suck me where i pee

Suck me where I pee or I will slap you in the face with my cock bitch.
by Corchardan June 29, 2008
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