I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020

M.M.A.D.

mom's mad at dad.

It was an M.M.A.D. all throughout the holidays.

by AJHM December 28, 2008

M.A.U.A.D.

Mothers-Against-Under-Aged-Drinking

MOM: I think you should follow M.A.U.A.D.
Son: why drinking is sweet

by Mr. trollinski November 27, 2012

NO.M.A.D.

No Meals A Day:

It’s the extreme weight loss diet. As opposed to the OMAD which is One Meal A Day. The next level up is to stop eating all together. The No Meals A Day plan..

Nic: you’re looking ripped Ed.

Ed: thanks . It’s my new duet regime

Nic: are you on OMAD?
Ed: even better Nic. I’m on NO.M.A.D.

by Ed the Shred September 26, 2021

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

M.A.I.D.

Massive Alcohol-Induced Dump.

Dude, I just had the world's biggest M.A.I.D. Crushed way too many PBRs last night.

by superculona September 27, 2009

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016