Lycra Pimp

Those cyclist or outdooor types who think weraing lycra is good thing to do.

and not just content with just wearing lycra, such as a Lycra Bandit, these people try and promote it!!!

After cycling round country lanes, a lycra bandit would leave it at that, but not a Lycra pimp, these people will walk down the high street wearing the tightest lycra that twiggy never would have squeezed into, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU'RE FACE, as though they expect you to respect them for it... they will walk into a shop, go to the counter, then strike some mail order catalogue pose before asking directions to the toilet.

Avoid lycra pimps at all costs, I heard one guy touched one and fell into a coma for three weeks... and his hand fell off. (and that was only a mild lycra pimp)

DudeA: I think I'll go for a nice stroll...
DudeB: Nah, the Lycra pimps is out today, close all the windows, lock the doors, get down to the basement or we're all gonna die!!!!!!!!



DudeA: oh, you're SO right....

by GuyFlash June 17, 2005

Lacrase

dope roblox youtuber with a big dick

Person 1: Dude you're acting like Lacrase rn
Person 2: Thanks man

by Rainwayy July 22, 2018

Lycrist

Noun: Describes one who dresses up in Sponsored outfits and takes to the roads every Saturday morning on a bicycle regardless of colour, creed or eligibility for the next Tour de France. often travel in packs. Diet includes Latte's and Sourdough Rye

"Wow, look at all the Lycrists on the road!" Said Igor

by Stefan Pulpitel April 6, 2006

lycraphile

!¬someone who is creepily obsessed with the look and feel of lycra. One who forces their partners to wear it constantly and becomes transfixed when they see someone wearing it.....steern clear of someone who mentions the word LYCRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JCL: Do you like those shiny-look leggings ???

ET : what the fuck ???? you mean Lycra ( she says as running out the door as quickly as possible !!! )

JCL : LYCRA LYCRA LYCRA LYCRA !!!! Come back here biatch and get those leggings on I bought ya while I fuck with my LYCRA hotpants on !!!!!!!!

ET : Fuck off you LYCRAPHILE !!!

by antilycra.com/uk October 22, 2011

lycra

Lycra is a fetish where a man urinates into the woman's LEFT nostril and it would have to come out of the Right tear duct. My girlfriend loves it. You should try it!

I performed Lycra on my girlfriend and as the piss ran down her cheek, she started to stick out her tounge and lick it right off.

by AJ Hoshino January 20, 2005

Lycra

Middle age bankers and rich muppets who are shit on riding there flashy expensive bikes, trying to be sir Bradley wiggins

Look at those bunch of Lycra’s

by Matt Davidson May 19, 2022

Lyfrassir

An idiot who named themselves after Lyfrassir Edda from The Bifrost Incident (The Mechanism).

Lyfrassir enjoys The Bifrost Incident a healthy amount and is a normal human being (lie).

by anonymous November 20, 2023