A small town in Northeast Wisconsin where everyone is related, and there’s more cows than people. Luxemburg is pretty much the capital of Kewaunee County because it’s home to the only stoplight in the county.
“Hey girl you want to go on a date tonight”
“Sure, where are we going?”
“I’m gonna take you to Luxemburg so we can go eat at McDonald’s and then go watch some dirt track racing”
“That sounds amazing!”
“Sure, where are we going?”
“I’m gonna take you to Luxemburg so we can go eat at McDonald’s and then go watch some dirt track racing”
“That sounds amazing!”
by Slim Cat July 15, 2018
Get the Luxemburg mug.Either in foreplay or sexual intercourse, the act of grabbing both your girlfriends tits, and with your thumb and index finger rubbing the nipples as though you were tuning into a radio station
Mike) You're girlfriends tits are fucking massive
Steve) Yeah, i spunk up just by tuning radio luxemburg in
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Simon) Put that porno on James, I wanna see those 2 lesbians tune each other into radio lux
James) sorry no can do, i dont want ur juices all over my room
Steve) Yeah, i spunk up just by tuning radio luxemburg in
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Simon) Put that porno on James, I wanna see those 2 lesbians tune each other into radio lux
James) sorry no can do, i dont want ur juices all over my room
by footjuice_solutions June 17, 2009
Get the Radio Luxemburg mug.This sinister act requires two females with a combined weight of 450 lbs, a skinny male, preferably one with a high pitched pansy-ass voice, and a total of 2 mustaches and 2.5 beards among the group. First, the heavier female lies on the kitchen counter and spreads boysenberry syrup on her genitalia whilst the lighter one pins the male on the floor below. The heavier one then rolls off the counter onto the male, positioned so that her genitalia is directly adjacent to his mouth. The lighter of the two then gets atop the counter and performs a "flying elbow drop." This step is repeated until the male can muster enough energy to scream the Luxembourgian motto "Mir wëlle bleiwe wat mir sinn!" loud enough for the neighbors to hear and contact the proper authorties.
Chevitz: "Oh mine gourd i merely escaped by thine skin of mine dentals!"
Roscwaltz: "Escaped whet mine lad?!"
Chevitz: "T'was the Luxembourgian Waffle Flop mine dear friend. Thine fat bitches nearly concluded mine life with such!"
Roscwaltz: "Aye."
Roscwaltz: "Escaped whet mine lad?!"
Chevitz: "T'was the Luxembourgian Waffle Flop mine dear friend. Thine fat bitches nearly concluded mine life with such!"
Roscwaltz: "Aye."
by Macho Man Randy Sandwich January 1, 2011
Get the Luxembourgian Waffle Flop mug.A german revolutionary communist who has a substantial twitter following who are sexually attracted to her.
by 322997am October 12, 2020
Get the Rosa Luxemburg mug.Wealthy individuals who attempt to camouflage their elite status by adopting the aesthetics, hobbies, or "struggles" of the working class.
"Trust fund kids" who live in grimy warehouses and dress like 19th-century coal miners, despite having a multi-million dollar safety net.
A pun on Luxembourg (wealthy tax haven), Rosa Luxemburg (socialist revolutionary) and Bourgeoisie (the ruling class).
"Trust fund kids" who live in grimy warehouses and dress like 19th-century coal miners, despite having a multi-million dollar safety net.
A pun on Luxembourg (wealthy tax haven), Rosa Luxemburg (socialist revolutionary) and Bourgeoisie (the ruling class).
"He complains about the cost of oat milk, but his dad bought him the loft he lives in. Total Luxembourgeoisie."
by beekaye November 18, 2025
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Get the Luxemborg mug.Guy: *searches up luxemborg* Why are there no results for luxemborg?
Dude: because its spelled luxembourg
Guy: Damn i didn’t know that
Dude: me neither, i found that out 3 minutes ago.
Dude: because its spelled luxembourg
Guy: Damn i didn’t know that
Dude: me neither, i found that out 3 minutes ago.
by Charlie Kirky December 20, 2025
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