Gentleman's Lullaby

Masturbating until one falls asleep.
Using masturbation as a sleep aid.

I couldn't sleep because I was worried about finals so I performed the gentleman's lullaby and nodded right off.

by furter9b October 30, 2011

a static lullaby

An emo/screamo band consisting of 5 members out of California. Joe, the lead singer, screams out his heart with amazing lyrics and an amazing voice. Probably one of the more known emo bands. Also, one not in it for the money as Joe Brown, the lead singer, said: "We didn't do this to become fuckin' rockstars, we did it to hear you all (the fans) singing along with us"

"A Static Lullaby pwns!"

by PolishKid May 26, 2004

Gay lullaby

The act of stroking the back of another man's balls and anus as he is try trying to fall asleep.

"Baby, I'm having trouble sleeping. Can you give me a gay lullaby?

by MattPsych July 1, 2011

a static lullaby

the sweetest band with killer singers. anyone who doesn't like this band has got to be into the spice girls or something. Whoever gave them that bad definition is clearly hardcore spice girls who has nothing better to do then to make fun of a wicked band and support the spice girls.

"a static lullaby sucks...i like the spice girls"
OR
i popped a blood vessel from listening to a static lullaby.

by spice girls suck January 17, 2004

ohio lullabies

Lying to yourself and others to achieve a state of well being and to compensate for deserved low self-esteem..

OMG that fugly chick is telling herself ohio lullabies if she thinks shes fuckable by humans.... or most mammals

by bill the random December 23, 2010

lullaby

hanging out with someone you love and like
respecting their feelings, their dignity while still wanting to kiss them, fuck them
granting them the freedom to live their life and yet be their lighthouse, their haven

lullaby

by Krkič May 2, 2020

Lullaby Haze

a state of confusion, especially post-break up; feeling confused rather than immediate rejection, hurt, or broken-hearted

A: "You two broke up?! Holy fuck are you okay?"
B: "Yeah, mostly I'm just in lullaby haze... I don't understand, I thought we were lyke perf3ct toghetharrrz..!1"

by M0S December 27, 2010