Lucifer's pleasantries

First, have some bitch give you a dirty blow job, mouthin all over your feces-encrusted hairy rooster. Now listen to the next part carefully because it is done through precision timing, hours of practice, and a dirty one legged mexican named antonio. You yank your one eyed gorilla out of that whore's mouth right before you feel dessert is about to be served, and take a lighter to the semen shooting out of your sparkling beam, lighting the juice on fire midair. While the raining meteors clunk on the hooker's face, calmly look into that crack-head's eyes and whisper "you're a wizard, harry." Conclude this lovely session by soaking your hand in Bengay and fist the bitch's pussy, clawing at the walls of her genitalia.

After she lapped on my balls, i decided to perform Lucifer's pleasantries on her.

by Surprise_Its_Your_Mom_69 January 20, 2009

Luciferianism

Luciferianism is a belief system that venerates the essential characteristics that are affixed to Lucifer. Luciferianism is identified as an auxiliary of Satanism, due to the identification of Lucifer with Satan.

Now there are people who call themselves as Luciferians who're practicing Luciferianism as a religion.

by Oxenford Dicktionaries December 27, 2011

Lucifer's Trident

An all-male threesome.

Steven: What happened when you and Earl left the bar last night?
Tanner: We went home, met up with Zach, and had a Lucifer's Trident, it was nuts.

by BalaBarb May 5, 2016

Lucifer Fucking Satan

A long awaited followup to the infamous "Jesus Fucking Christ." Utilizing this in lieu of the other may incite praise from those around you. You might even get an "Amen." Now who could argue with that.

Lucifer Fucking Satan Stan, how many times have I told you to stop being late?"

by Koshell October 24, 2016

lucifers' lettuce

marijuana, weed, grass, pot.

man, i cant find my stash of lucifers' lettuce.

by j. hickey September 7, 2007

Lucifers waterfall

A girls period

Ugh I would love to go with you but you know, lucifers waterfall

by JustAnotherEmo November 1, 2019

Lucifer's Triangle

When you have a threesome with your cellmate and and some random from cell-block D after you are locked up in prison for lying to the FBI and the Senate judiciary committee about what boofing is, what the 7Fs are, and whether you've ever joined a Devil's Triangle with Mike Judge.

Yo, Brett definitely joined a Lucifer's Triangle last night with his bunkie and Ray Ray from D Block. I heard them slappin'

by Judge Brett September 28, 2018