by Darling Stewie January 20, 2011
Get the Lowls mug.He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!
(variation of "brown your looms")
(variation of "brown your looms")
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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when a group gathers and tries to compromise on an appropriate dining spot, the differences in desired cuisines leads to everyone settling on a standard diner that nobody wanted to eat at in the first place. They have settled for the lowest common de-nom-nom
Joe- who's up for chinese?
Steve- nah man. im in the mood for mexican
Danny- no thanks. I'm not in the mood for diarrhea. Italian?
Steve- Had it last night. besides, im allergic to wheat. Theres a nice steak joint down the block...
Joe- Im vegetarian, so fuck you. What about bon cuisine, down on 5th?
Danny- fuck you rich boy. I can't spend $40 on a piece of salmon. Denny's?
Joe + Steve- fuck you.
Joe- Fuck it. we're going to marge's country diner.
Steve- fine. they got everything and they're dirt cheap
Danny- like your mom. I guess. It seems to be the lowest common de-nom-nom.
Steve- nah man. im in the mood for mexican
Danny- no thanks. I'm not in the mood for diarrhea. Italian?
Steve- Had it last night. besides, im allergic to wheat. Theres a nice steak joint down the block...
Joe- Im vegetarian, so fuck you. What about bon cuisine, down on 5th?
Danny- fuck you rich boy. I can't spend $40 on a piece of salmon. Denny's?
Joe + Steve- fuck you.
Joe- Fuck it. we're going to marge's country diner.
Steve- fine. they got everything and they're dirt cheap
Danny- like your mom. I guess. It seems to be the lowest common de-nom-nom.
by weird harmonica player August 9, 2010
Get the Lowest Common De-nom-nom mug.Crashing a motorcycle on a corner or turn, where the rider falls to the inside of the curve. Preferable over a highside.
by FastFlyby May 6, 2006
Get the Lowside mug.Originating in Mentone, VIC. a Lowis is someone that repeatedly fails at simple tasks. Lowis' do not merely make mistakes however, they also fail to learn from them.
Boss: What is this on the floor Paul?
Paul: Grease, boss.
Boss: Grease is not used to clean the floor Paul. I told you this yesterday and last friday.
Paul: Woops... Sorry boss.
Boss: You're a fucken Lowis, Paul.
Paul: Grease, boss.
Boss: Grease is not used to clean the floor Paul. I told you this yesterday and last friday.
Paul: Woops... Sorry boss.
Boss: You're a fucken Lowis, Paul.
by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann March 1, 2010
Get the Lowis mug.a moment in time when you are feeling extremely low or depressed.
when you just want to be left alone to wallow.
when you just want to be left alone to wallow.
"ugh my wife is having a lowment right now. i'll have to cook dinner for myself"
"why's she having a lowment?"
"she got fired from work because she stole all their stationary"
"why's she having a lowment?"
"she got fired from work because she stole all their stationary"
by SoulLessWanderer February 4, 2010
Get the lowment mug.Guy 1 - What the fuck man! Where is your welding mask?
Guy 2 - Dude, don’t worry. I’m wearing Lowes’ PPE.
Guy 1 - Jesus Christ man, you just stared at the weld!
Guy 2 - I’m over it.
Guy 2 - Dude, don’t worry. I’m wearing Lowes’ PPE.
Guy 1 - Jesus Christ man, you just stared at the weld!
Guy 2 - I’m over it.
by evn April 21, 2019
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