I love child labour

It’s true

Obama: I love child labour . Your mom: porn is better

by Djsjsjfnsadk July 26, 2022

child love

A synonym for paedophilia. Typically used by paedophile activist groups. The word results from the English trainslation of paedophilia - the word "child" comming from Greek "paedo"/"pais" and "love" coming from "philia".
Paedophilia felt towards girls is typically referred to as Girl Love, while paedophilia towards boys is referred to as Boy Love. Paedophiles who use these terms often refer to themselves as child lovers, girl lovers, or boy lovers. This is usually meant to describe the sexual attraction by itself.

John Smith prefers to call his paedophilic attraction child love rather than paedophilia

by Tegeth August 27, 2006

ur such a child I love it

When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child

Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*

by predator101 May 31, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Southern Lovechild

When a man saves his semen so he can impregnate himself after gender change surgery.

Rob didn't trust any woman enough to reproduce his looks and intelligence so he had a Southern Lovechild.

by Tube Saloon February 14, 2017

lovechild of a moose

n. a person who is of questionable birth and either extremely hairy or extremely ugly. Refers to the fact that some people look like they were fathered by a large hairy beast.

Bob looks like the lovechild of a moose.
"You lovechild of a moose! Shave your neck!"

by Sarah A H May 27, 2005

All Might's Secret Lovechild

Deku of course. There's no denying that Izuku Midoriya is All Might and Inko Midoriya's secret lovechild. Like literally prove me wrong.

"HiS dAd JuSt WoRkS oVeRsEaS" Yes he did Emily. He worked in America but he's in Japan again now and there's nothing you can do about it.

"Midoriya, are you All Might's secret lovechild or something"
"Yes Todoroki, I most definitely am and denying it would be a lie in ever way, shape or form"

by urarakaindisguise April 27, 2021