longboarding

Like a cross between surfing and skateboarding, but 10 times as kickass, longboarding involves a long board from 30' to 49' long, on average. Longboarding down big hills can put you at 50 MPH, and falling will be really bloody. Carving is the main movement in longboarding, and involves leaning to turn and slow down while bombing a hill.

Im goin skateboarding after school. you in?

Fuck that! longboarding is for the real bad asses

No way, skateboarding you can do tricks! longboarding is gay. you have to stay on the ground

hey, the smaller your baord, the smaller your dick. And talk to me when youve done fifly miles an hour on your microdick of a board

by Concrete Kahuna May 2, 2011

longboarder

an intelligente person who is usually more chill than a regular skateboarder and is less likely to do drugs. sometimes an adrenaline junkie

skater: hey man wanna smoke some weed
longboarder : no thanks bruh I'm to busy bombing hills and chillin

by nerdcustomlongboards December 18, 2012

Spectrum Longboards

A growing Longboard company of pure power
and integrity. As it evolves, the whole district of
the Longboard company's expand as these guys take
over the town!

Spectrum Longboards. Go buy there board man!

by Peepee444 April 8, 2011

longboard

A surfboard from 8 to 12 feet, though it can go bigger. Easy to catch waves on, though waves over 9 feet it gets a bit nasty.

Easy to paddle, too.

I got a 9'0 longgy, pretty easy to paddle.

by Dylan Hamilton April 4, 2005

Longboarding

Eating ass while hanging from your toenails.

I'm looking for a chick who loves longboarding and deep throating.

by Mcfun March 22, 2019

longboarding slut

when a downhill longboarder tries to pick up other longboarders on the hill he is seshing on or the bus he takes for a future longboarding date with that person

longboarding slut

by Jale Jinkins June 22, 2011

longbeard

A tom turkey with an exceptionally long beard

I shot a mack daddy longbeard last spring.

by Whackmaster December 28, 2007