Lonwabo

A person who is bound to bring you nothing but happiness. Their presence lightens up any room they set foot into.

You’re glowing. You must’ve been around Lonwabo.

by afrisun January 27, 2021

Bi-lonajob

During the act of giving someone fallacio the caregiver gives the receiver a "double" surprise by cupping their balls in one hand while at the same time shoving a finger in his asshole with the other hand.

Last night the blow job my wife was giving me turned into a bi-lonajob when she decided to jiggle my balls and shove her finger in my ass at the same time! That was quite the double surprise.

The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!

by Dimentedhumor September 2, 2012

longarzo

Longarzo is a word that derives from italy. It means to be a very naturally gifted person. Also the word shortened. Garzo means sweet or radical.

Yo man that kickflip was garzo.
or
Dude, you have some sick skills, you are one longarzo.

by floridabum3 January 17, 2008

lonzail

a guy who kisses you on the forehead before saying goodbye, watches you until you get in the house when he drops you off, always calls and texts back, makes surprise visits when you're angry at him, always offers to pay the check, and the most cuddly person you could ever sleep next to.

girl to her friend: hey so what did you get for your birthday?
friend: i got lonzail (sighs)

by lindseyfbaby July 25, 2010

Longanistas

A group of friends, involving at least a few Filipinos, who regularly meet while celebrating their "best lives". Just like the Filipino sausage that inspired the name, the Longanistas are linked together for life with a strong bond of friendship and mutual respect for each other. Most Longanistas are very sweet, but some are spicy characters that keep the conversation interesting and never dull. Every Longanista is independently confident and strong-minded, but together, as Longanistas, they are a force to be reckoned with.

They are always loud and having a blast during their parties, they must be Longanistas.
Once a Longanista, always a Longanista.
There was lots of drinking, lots of food, lots of singing and jokes all around, now that was a proper Longanista party!

by Actually!Leo September 29, 2021

Lonna

Hillarous chick that lives down in Florida, intimidating and rumored to have killed someone with a peice of paper....

Watch out now... That's a whole Lonna

I just wanna be a Lonna

by Lil Happy August 6, 2019

lolfail

to laugh at someone's failure, a combination of the acronym LOL (Laugh Out Loud) and fail, which is often used in forums (epic fail). In essence, its showing that you think that someones failure is humorous. They may decide to punch you.

"Dude, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant!"
-"lolfail"
<punch>

by Chuck Belt March 10, 2008