Loafing 

1) verb: To loaf
2) To do things in a manner that shows disinterest or a simple lack of composure
3) The manner in which things get done while the person doing the action is stoned as shit.

"Jeff hand me a napkin"
*Jeff picks up wad of napkins, drops them all onto the floor, hands person napkin but fails to pick up all the rest of the scattered napkins.
"Jeff quiz loafing"

Loafing by icepick008 April 26, 2015

loafing 

bullcraapping around; wasting time; a big procrastinater.

Ay you loafing, you better hurry up and do ms. johnson essay.

loafing by WashingtonDC123 June 15, 2010

social loafing

Social loafing takes place in a public venue, such as a park, library, or movie theater. Social loafing is when two males with erect penises stick their shafts into opposite ends of a loaf of bread, often with holes pre-cut into the loaf. The holes can be filled with butter, margarine, or spermicidal lubricant.
There are rules to this procedure however:
1. If you are gay and proceed to attempt this, you must follow this up by tossing some salad or serving up a good ol' rusty trombone.
2. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, you must immediately have sex with the nearest girl, hot or not, to nullify the gayness.
3. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, and if you bump heads within the bread, you must stop IMMEDIATELY and proceed to watch HOURS of lesbian pornography.

Austin and Ben felt like experimenting in front of their girlfriends, so they proceeded to engage in social loafing at their local library. Afterwards, they had glorious sex with their girlfriends on top of novels written by Stephen King....

social loafing by TossMySaladpl0x? April 24, 2011

loafit

The group act of making money or saving money with as little individual effort as possible.

Using the combined resources of a large group to make or save money online with relative ease. Similar to loafing

Mark said: "If I'm paying for this party then I'm going to loafit, because I'm not spending a fortune on the fools you invite!"

loafit by DogCityLite July 19, 2009

Tree-Leafin'

Incredibly cool, to the point where it is like one is floating over the tops of trees in a forest and sees everything around them.

That concert last night was tree-leafin', I've never seen a live performance be that good before.

Tree-Leafin' by Mally Cat May 2, 2010

Loafing 

The act of sitting or laying in the same spot, preferably a couch or recliner, for an abundant amount of time, then proceeding to fall asleep in it.

Matt: "Hey Barth, what are you doing?"
Barth: "I'M LOAFING"

Loafing by SkattMiba August 15, 2012

Loafing 

When a cat sits on any surface with its legs tucked under itself. This gives the cat the appearance of having no limbs, and thus, looks like a loaf.

Steven: "My cat looked like a loaf of bread when it was loafing on my chair yesterday."
Liz: "My cat does that too!"

Loafing by The Tsar July 15, 2011