Jake Layton

A man with massive testicles.

Bro, watch your girl, Jake Layton is about and women love massive balls.

by Cherowkeu June 10, 2022

Layton

1. A city north of Salt Lake City, Utah
2. Full of hot military guys
3. Very modern and full of life city ... except on Sunday because apparently Mormons cannot operate on that day
4. Beautiful views of the mountains

I love living in Layton!

by bj0124 May 28, 2011

Lleyton

Lleyton was probably born in september or november. He's either super outgoing and is very cheerful all the time or is very quiet yet deep down inside very kind. His main goal in life is to help others and make people happy. Definitely athletic and doesn't like very many things.

My name's Lleyton

by just something else uwu April 30, 2020

Layton

Someone who is a poop head

Layton is such a Layton

by hurgle-mergle November 7, 2018

Goo Goo Lleyton Baby

A "Goo Goo Lleyton Baby" is someone who is such a massive tard that it is incomprehensible to the human mind. This person or persons is so unbelievably oblivious to their surroundings that they would not survive on their own. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" usually travel in packs, but they are most deadly when alone. Without the help of their fellow "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" backing them up, whatever may come out of their mouth will be the stupidest, most incomprehensible shit you will ever have the displeasure of hearing. They will refuse to do basic tasks, like Among Us, they will fail to live if they do not abuse the pity of others. They need help with everything from eating, to shitting. These poor excuses of lifeforms are so inconceivably useless that you could go your entire life without realizing that they ever did anything for you. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" serve no purpose to humankind and will do their best to be the worst, dumbest, smelliest, ball farter you will ever meet.

Michael : "Go clean it up"
Lleyton : "But I didn't do it"
Michael : "Uh huh yeah you did you tard"
Joe : "You're such a goo goo Lleyton baby, get off your ass."

by BobbyBoy0913 January 7, 2022

laytonia

aka ghettonia ... a small 'hood located off of muncaster mill road in gaithersburg , maryland where the crime rate is approximately 13 times as the neighborhood next to it which is ten times the rate of the neighborhood across the road

if you live there, you may want to save to get one of those extra security items aka a baseball bat

by mizzcriz February 19, 2005

Layton

Layton is a guy who can make any one laugh with his sence of humor. Layton tends to be a bitch nugget...like a really big bitch nugget. His/her name means little penis in I forgot what language. Laytons tend to have a really cute laugh.

Wow...that guy is so Layton

by Brittnəy May 30, 2018