linus

a male on the very verge of flaming metrosexuality. defining characteristics include ownership of evisu, seven for all mankind, paper denim and cloth fashions.

omg. did you see what he was wearing today? he is such a linus.

by tina2700 May 28, 2005

linus

to knit / crochet - as in the linus club or project linus ( charity that donates knitted blankets to sick kids)

shes such a granny, all she does is linus
want me to teach u to linus

by rachel January 28, 2005

linus

when a guy is about to reach their climax, they spit on whoever's back they are fucking, grab a towel or blanket, bust in it and mush the person whom they are fucking in the face with it...

leon forgot to replace the 5hour energy in the cabinet, so while being assfucked, his shemale pulled a linus

by Bafoolery March 16, 2011

Linus

A lying jack-ass who thinks he is so totally awesome, when he is a nice guy but then changes when he feels like it.

Don't do a linus

by Scottishjumps May 27, 2010

Linus

A little comminist cunt who plays Roblox and Fortnite 24/7. Usually got a little pinky dick.

“Omg stop being such a Linus!”

by Anime Trap November 14, 2018

linus

father of the children, bo-stina and cammo milla. married and divorced with fido.
therefor linus is some one who is a ditching bastard.

-oh, look! there goes linus!
-yeah, but he was so mean to that poor fido..

by enold April 05, 2005

Dirty Linus

Dirty Linus is the act of slamming your mega fire cock across your partners face.

Can you please give me a dirty Linus?

by Bantie April 16, 2020