by me3sh March 11, 2010
When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
by Goobershanker July 27, 2006
A foul and gritty phrase to use in a moment of totally déclassé behavior when you do not appreciate something that someone has said or done.
Although we are on the Jerry Springer Show right now, I realize you may still bleep me when I say, “lick my ass and thank you very much!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020
A disparaging phrase coined especially for Mike Pence who spent his entire stint as Vice President trying to form an opinion and steadily transmitting an odd, glazed half-smile which he was told by White House image makers looked supportive of the Criminal in Chief.
There is no question about how vapid this obsequious ass licking fool really is and it is these qualities that make him electable as the best political puppet of the ultra-racist and pseudo-Christian far-right since Donald J. Trump.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 08, 2023
We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!
by eda-skip October 11, 2021
A homosexual male who enjoys performing fellatio and rimjobs on other males. The -tard suffix implies some degree of mental or physical retardation
by way2goMENSA December 26, 2010
person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try
by the golden woodchuck March 21, 2023