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Deaf Leopard

A Cougar that is past their prime and needs a hearing aide.
I knew my tinder date was old, but instead of being a cougar she turned out to be a deaf leopard.
by Plucked Chook February 17, 2021
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Leopard Gecko

A gecko that looks to have a grin on it’s cute face.
Killer uses a Leopard Gecko pfp which grew on me. -Boba Panda
by Bobapanda March 23, 2021
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leopard squad

An elite group of people with the speed of a leopard. Many athletes are on leopard squad. Simliar to shift team, dime squad, etc....
Person 1: Did you see Usain Bolt's race??

Person 2: Yeah man hes on leopard squad!
by jplucier October 22, 2014
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leopard gecko

a great pet for people ages 10 and up, a LOT better than a dog.
Choog: man i love my leopard gecko!
by r2d2's bad hair day July 27, 2006
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leopard shephard

Ancient peasants that made their way to royalty, doing whatever was necessary. 1/3 % become royal by being the best at sports or were gifted in other genres. The other 2/3 % were believed to stole the crown by dueling the prince (king if no son) & defeating them. Ancient thieves, drug dealers, gamblers, even expert fighters in some countries. (Gladiators, Samurai, Knights,and other warriors like that.
Peasant goes to army, works way up to general and takes over. Or Ancient warrior games undefeated champion. ( think of a pawn that goes all the way across to become a queen, it went left and right to take some pieces out. But rarley they go straight to the other side. A pawn becoming royalty is an example of a leopard Shephard. Noun , adjective.
by Leopard Shephard April 22, 2015
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snow leopard

1. A hot, older woman aged 56 yo and up; a gilf.
2. The final step in the milf/cougar/lynx continuum.
Check out that hot blue-hair over there--what a snow leopard!
by E. Boskin January 21, 2007
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Lazy Leopard

A lazy leopard is when you tear of the wings of a ladybug. Then attach them to an ant and place the ant in the mouth of a hungry Hungarian. If the hungarian spits out your creation you first insult him then ingest the ant with chopsticks. For the next three days observe changes in your stool. When the stool changes color twice collect it in a plastic baggie and deliver it to your town's mayor and shout lazy leopard.
"Did you see kevin last night?" "He totally pulled off the Lazy Leopard with Serena." "Lucky bastard"
by gloriatheasianliu November 12, 2011
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