squeeze the lemon

To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.

I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.

by pentozali April 11, 2009

Squeeze The Lemon

The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.

Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.

by Thanus August 19, 2008

easy peasy lemon squeezy

slang phrase (from an old British detergent commercial) used to express that something was quickly and easily done.

the claim processes was easy peasy lemon squeezy

by nick_f November 4, 2009

Easy peasy lemon squeezy

When an event or an action is uncommonly unchallenging to execute or to obtain.

When I found the tools, fixing the bike was easy peasy lemon squeezy

by Dorkus van Hooff June 27, 2015

Lemon Squeezy

When a significant other pees in your mouth and you follow up with a lemon.

I gave a her a lemon squeezy last night. Bro, it was refreshing.

by LemonadeRefresher June 24, 2019

Lemon Squeezer

Someone that gives you hand jobs.

I could use a lemon squeezer.

by Party Crashers October 12, 2009

lemon squeezer

Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.

Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.

by allstar666 June 21, 2005