LeMerchoint

A person who sets off an alarming device from an automobile intentionally to create a: distractions, scene and a lame attempt to talk to drunkin girls. Normally, this act is done while perched on a fence after last call. Bottom line is the term is applied to one being or acting like a jackass! Other abbreviated words pertaining: Oint, Merch, Ley and LeOint.

1. After a long night of heavy drink, LeMerchoint was perched on fence post acting like an Oint! 2. While conversing with a group of girls, LeMerchoint, not familiar with geography, mistakenly thought New Jersey did not boarder part of the east coastline, acted like a Merch!

by Scott Johnson July 14, 2004

Leebert

Leebert is 2 people of All Things Love & All Things Bad.... she's the only person of to exist on what we call earth for a ROBERT.... being birthed by Time & Energy Vibrations of TRUE LOVE. She is the the creation of a Eternal Twin Flame that was set ablaze (impossibly) inside a pool of cold water by 2 of the world's greatest Lovers & warriors, a man (Robert) & a woman (Lee).... She's the exsistance of a True Love no matter what no matter where no matter who... Leebert is (Robert) & Robert is (Lee)... Dubbing the Flames name as Leebert..... Leebert is a very complicated being & can only be understood by her/his makers, because she is him & he is her!. Leebert is ALL, Leebert is TRUE, Leebert is The Love of GOD & the meaning of life...... 👏 congrats to (Lee) "&nn" (Robert). For they are them & them is GODS PROOF OF LOVE & LIFE. Together or NOT.... This flame of love is both good & bad BUT is intentional & eternal!.... Loving, phyco, & whatever one desires to define leebert as, only 1 thing remains Leebert is the real YING YANG TWINS...... so from the windows to the walls.... It's Robert &nn Lee's sweaty balls!

I've met someone... & im feeling really leebert about it.

by Robert Lee.... The Dark light June 13, 2021

lance leener

a lance leener is a species white male who enjoys making inappropriate jokes about kids and says the n word constantly

yo that man is being such a lance leener

by hmmmmmiwonderwho July 17, 2023

lemery

Commonly used as a last name. Origins are French.

If you dont know a Lemery your life is lacking!

by lemsta07 March 19, 2009

leeter

More 1337 than something else.

My Benz is leeter than yours.

by tainted January 25, 2005

Leemerette

One who is married to the Leemer.

Leemerette would like to Go To The John.

by Leemerette April 11, 2007

Creepy Leeper

While wearing a ski mask and knee-high dress socks, blow an absolute load into her mouth. She will then spit the creamy remains into her hand and proceed to rub it on her vag for use as natural lubricant... Continue fucking, of course!

Hey Tom!
Hey Max!
Did you hear about the "Creepy Leeper" I laid down on that slut last Saturday?
No you didn't!
Yes I fucking did! Shaniqua was hot!
Sweet man!

by Mr. Larry Johnson May 20, 2007