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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.
by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005
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A slang term to describe something, someone, or an action you like/dislike. Originally from the 20th episode of the Chuckle Sandwich podcast starring Jschlatt, Slimecicle, and Ted Nivison. As a kid, Ted called his beanie baby "favorite puppy" instead of giving it an actual name. It then became a joke among them to use it to describe things, and confuse future guests.
"The way you said that is Least Favorite/Favorite Puppy"
by kid diddler June 22, 2021
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lesmullet

(Lay-Mew-Lay)
-Noun, singlular (plur: lesmullets)

1. Although similar in appearance to the femmullet the lesmullet is found on lesbians. Its anatomy consists of two commonly known parts; the business (the clean cut uppermost part of the lesmullet that rests on the top of the head) and the party (The long, flowing, possibly curly, locks that hang down in only the back. This "party" Can range from neck length-butt length.)
Note: To the inexperienced eye, women sporting this hairstyle may be confused for creepy men, however one can differentiate between the two by noticing several aspects of the physical body:
breasts
molester mustache (or lack there of)
color of fanny pack (not the most reliable)
"My my barbara-jean, your femmullet is looking quite white trash today."

"Why thank you Chuck, but i must correct you. I do not have a femmullet, i am sporting a lesmullet."
by pookiedoodle123 August 22, 2007
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leaserig

A magical place with Unicorns and Rainbows where people go to rent hash. Crypto-Currency hashpower that is! There are poopyheads, Unicorns, Aussies and all other types of fictional characters.
"This was the most fantastic, awesome, great, wonderful experience I have ever had in my life. Renting this rig caused future generations of my children to become leaders in various countries and led to the civilization of 5 planets outside of our own solar system. After the civilization we began to make friendly and useful contact with other species and eventually developed a planetary federation dedicated to peace. All because I rented from Leaserig"
by miaviator June 26, 2014
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Lesmeister

The name of someone who I know that is super smart and has to deal with me all the time.
LESMEISTER you doing a great job!!
by Ummm...Iamnottellimgyou December 21, 2018
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Doing the Least

The oposite of Doing the Most. When someone has given up and isn't even trying at all.
Girl 1:Why is the bartender wearing yoga pants and no makeup?
Girl 2: She's doing the least.
by Amayor920 September 25, 2013
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pull my leash

An interjection (typically negative) used when another is being annoying, sassy, moody, nasty, or generally obnoxious; especially in the context of snatching personal belongings
MAX! Stop pulling my leash!

They always pull my leash at lunch! They're getting sassy.
by RemoteElectronics October 27, 2022
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