The condition where a person chews with their mouth open. Most people grow out of this condition when they leave childhood. Some adults, however, never learn to close their mouths when they chew. As a result when eating they produce disgusting noises, allow people around them to see food being chewed inside their mouth, and can inadvertently spit out flecks of partially eaten food. People with a disability or who have something that impairs their ability to close their mouth when chewing do not suffer from this condition.
It's awful hearing him eat because he suffers from a chronic case of lazymouthia.
Her lazymouthia is why we didn't invite her to join us for dinner.
That man clearly has no idea that his lazymouthia is annoying everybody sat around him.
Her lazymouthia is why we didn't invite her to join us for dinner.
That man clearly has no idea that his lazymouthia is annoying everybody sat around him.
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lazybones • lazybo • Lazybonesitis • lazybonics • LazyBowl • ladyboner • ladyboy • Lazytown • ladyboys the matinee • Lazybutt
Axel had anal sex in the dark with an Asian woman he met in a bar last nigh, only to discover that she was an Asian Ladyboy Tranny
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It was my birthday yesterday so my girl and 4 of her friends gave me a lazyboy . it was the greatest day of my life.
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Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.
History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".
It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.
Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.
History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".
It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.
Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.
Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.
If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.
Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.
If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee
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