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Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer 

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
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Mowing the Lawn

To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.
Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?

Person 2: …

Person 3: Bro speak

Person 2: …

Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN

Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn 

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.
"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."

Lawnmowing 

When you go down on a girl, the act of your face rubbing against her pubic hair initiates a lawn mower like tendency
Dude I can't believe I was lawnmowing for hours, she better reciprocate
Lawnmowing by TotesDefPresh July 6, 2012