laser 

Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation, or "laser" in short, is a device that can cut things and is (mostly) used in a hospital.

Hey, you! Don't shoot of with a laser, weirdo!

laser by Gervy February 25, 2019

Laser 

The ACR from MW2

Dude this ACR is a laser.

Laser by Bork Bork Nom Nom June 3, 2019

Laser 

Laser is a short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"

Teacher: Any fun facts?
You: Laser is a short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"

Laser by MemeGuy69 August 21, 2019

Laser 

A device that generates an intense beam of coherent monochromatic light (or other electromagnetic radiation) by stimulated emission of photons from excited atoms or molecules. Lasers are used in drilling and cutting, alignment and guidance, and in surgery; the optical properties are exploited in holography, reading barcodes, and in recording and playing compact discs.

What is a laser?

Oh, its a light that creates an intense beam!

Laser by Debx January 17, 2020

Laser 

gaming term that means
shoot with such precision and with perfect bloom that it kills or does massive amounts of damage to the enemy before they can even react.

Mongraal: Benjy! HE'S BLOODY LASERED MATE! 1 hp!
BenjyFishy: Nice! HIS TEAMMATE IS LASERED TOO!

Laser by Threel April 27, 2020

Laser 

A term when a man throws In a huge lip of tobacco and becomes blitzed

Hey bro you want to throw in a laser and play ncaa 14 until we pass out?

Laser by bigbadpenis June 7, 2020

Laser 

A light used for, murder and playing. its an acronym: Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation LASER!

bill nye: hey what you up to?
me: oh just making a laser
bill nye:oh you mean Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation?
me: ... hey bill do you ever take a break?

Laser by Mr.CleanGuy April 17, 2021