Laval

Laval is a suburb of Montreal for gang shit. You need that good good, Laval is the place to go.There are many small areas in Laval like Montreal-Nord or SF. People from Laval speak 4 languages(English, French, Lavalois and Haitian). Lavalois is a variation of Québécois French but with 10x the slang.

“Yo mon pats on pete la guiche a soir a Laval”
“Nah mon gars, jvais être avec ma moune”
“Ahh, sa suce on aurais get du mad cobb”
“Tu fait quoi deumain G?”
“Ahh jta SF avec mes pats, tu reach?”
“Nahh pas down gros assassin”
“Ayt gros, c’est toi qui take le L”

by Will Legris June 10, 2019

cyber larva

Someone who surfs the web too much, so much in fact, that they have devolved into a pale gelatinous blob who can no longer lift themselves out of their chair. The cyber larva will have to eat by means of robotic feeding tube, and excrete by means of auto-cleaning bed pan or colostomy bag. The cyber larva's limbs will eventually diminish into nubbins, except for a very pronounced mouse clicking tentacle.

Eric used to be top of his class. He was also president of the chess club, volunteered down at the homeless shelter, and was top runner on the cross country team. The he became addicted to the internet. You wouldn't recognize him. He's become a cyber larva.

by shootandrun April 18, 2008

Lavallette

Lavallette is a small beach town at the Jersey Shore near Ortley and Seaside. This town is a high class, expensive beach town. A lot of Italian families live there, and like to party and get drunk (my neighbors). If you go to Lavallette you know the best Seafood restaurant around is the Crab's Claw, and Salty's has the best waffles and ice cream.

Luigi: "Hey, you going down the Lavallette this summer?"

Patrick: "Nah, I'm going to Seaside. Lavallette is too expensive!"

by ken909 June 23, 2009

Ass Larva

Having an infestation of maggots with a combination of anal seepage

Tubby you got your ass larva all over me!

by mrs. sez sex slave May 27, 2011

Lavalier

Every sorority girls dream!!!

Fraternity Guy:I love you. We should get married someday possibly.

Sorority Girl: OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT????????? BOBBY LAVALIERED ME AND WE"RE GETTING MARRIED MAYBEEEE!!!!!!!!

by Bobby2012 January 26, 2009

laralynne

Hoe that loves to party. Laralynne is a crazy fun and nice. You better hid you man from her though cuz every guy she meats falls in love with her. Over all a Laralynne is a good person to be around

Laralynne is crazy but I love her

by Apersonwithnolife March 18, 2021

Larva-Donkey

Small, orange weasel-like entity with little to no brain, a distinct odor and webbing between the toes. Usually resides in bogs, swamps, and other eutrophic or otherwise stagnant wetlands.

"The Larva-Donkey was seen snivelling in the deep putrid bog emitting distinct, high-pitched mating signals to the surrounding donkeys"

by J-Kat October 13, 2011