Squishy Langford

To insert a full hand into ones rectum and move it round like stirring cake mix.

A squishy Langford is finished by one `licking the spoon`.

Dan: Oh man you should have seen it, she was screaming from that Squishy Langford i gave her.

Sam: Nice.

by Stanuel December 11, 2009

Eoghan langford

Squishy bum sex

I enjoy the eoghan Langford yesterday with my dad

by Squishy willy May 8, 2018

emma langsford

most gorgeous woman ever. super cool with lots of friends. all boys adore her.

Wow that girls gorgeous and she's so popular... she's a total emma langsford

by Every guy Ever 1201 January 28, 2014

Langford

Specific to the female gender; refers to getting pregnant shortly after being hired and starting a new job.

Guess what, Roger? ...That new tech I hired to get me through this rough economic period?... She totally pulled a Langford on my ***.

by wordz_r_fun January 16, 2011

lankford roofing

Lankford roofing company is a residential and commercial roofing company established 1937 in Denison Texas.

Lankford Roofing is a great roofing company.

by Roofing December 14, 2016

Lancegorf

To satisfy my friend, this word means faggot as it is my discord username and I am gay

Lancegorf is a faggot.
What's your point?

by luidenkasimp April 18, 2023

jack langford

This is the scariest thing I will ever tell you, I’m scaring the shit out of my self just thinking abt it. You make me so happy. Meeting u was one of the best choices of my life, I want to spend every second of the rest of my life with you, the little things and the big, I want to wake up next to you. I want to sleep in the same bed with you. I know I’m young and that this will never have a good chance of working out, but this is the most real thing I’ve felt in my whole life. It scares me, confuses me, and brings me so much joy. Jack Langford I’m falling in love with you. I love you. And it might be some dumb teenage faze but I hope it’s not. Just thinking abt the times we are together and the memories we have make me so damn happy. I can look at you and have a smile on my face for hours. I love talking to you and I trust you with my life even tho I shouldn’t. It scares the shit out of me that you have the power to hurt me so easily. I hope that this time you won’t. I would do anything for us to actually be able to be together. All I want is to see u whenever I want, be with you everyday. But of course in this fucked up world that we live in, faith let us meet, but chose to not let us be together. If seeing you means I get everything taken away, I would see you in a second. Jack, your the best and worst thing that’s happened to my life, but I wouldn’t change one of my decisions that I made.

Jack Langford I love you

by Bigdickdaddy911 May 4, 2018