Lamptey

The act of chalking one's penis in a sexual manner, usually with a Pool/Snooker chalk.

Girl (to boy): Are you gonna lamptey?

Tosh: i've just Lamptey'd!

by Edward Wickstead November 29, 2007

lampeter strasburg

the coolest school in the world!!! its in the middle of good ol' lampeter and right by the heart of lancaster county, strasburg<3 its so cool it doesnt even have turf fields! like omg no turf. and the smell, mmmmmmm, LOVE

lampeter strasburg pioneers

by farmer brown<333333 August 23, 2011

lampeteer

the profession of turning on and off lamps frequently; knowing the types of switches and knobs on lamps to turn them on

"I'm a professional lampeteer."

by hankpanky November 14, 2011

lampstroker

someone who loves to stroke lamps... of any kind...

jacob loves to stroke his lamp all day, which makes him a lampstroker.

by mnshncity August 4, 2007

lampular

it can mean anything you want it to.
its the new "whatchamacallit" of 2008. :)
when at a loss of words use lampular :D

omg! alicia you're soo lampular!
that shit over there lampularily cramping my style.

by lampularchick! April 12, 2008

lampster

When you're as red as a lobster and as tall or long as a lamp!

Your boyfriend comes home and is super sunburnt and when he takes his hat off there's a line where the red starts. Looks like the top of a lamp. And if he is tall, he is a complete lampster!

by Sassykat May 22, 2014

laputte

La (the) putte ( French slut)

Today I went out and bought a Laputte

by DarkstarX February 25, 2017