lagom

A Swedish word that describes an amount. It originates from the vikings. If they only had one cup to drink beer from, it was passed around the table, and each person should only drink an amount that made sure everybody would get some (Laget om = For everyone in the team). Therefore the amount is not always the same. If they had a lot of beer, they could drink more and the other way around. Basically it means "the perfect amount". However it has been defined (as a student prank) in the city of Lund, Sweden so you can actually go there to find out the exact definition...

- How much food do you want?

- Lagom (i.e. not too much, not too little)

- How far are we walking?
- Lagom

by Medde February 1, 2010

lagoon creature

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.

1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.

by Stephen Covell March 9, 2006

lagosnia

Helen Keller wasn’t only deaf,dumb and blind,she had the infamous disease us men use as a excuse not to talk to a Stage 5 Clinger.Symptoms include temporary Blindness,Swelling of the throat so the victim can’t breathe,numbness in the hand so the victim can’t type,and Swollen tongue so the Victim can’t Talk on the phone

Tracy-Hey can I talk to D?
Bill-No one told you?D is suffering from lagosnia

by GodSaveMyMemes August 2, 2019

Laginator

A player in an online (typically pvp) game, who is so damn laggy they become invincible, seemingly entering Matrix-style bullet time, walking on water like Jesus, and wiping out entire enemy teams -- much like the terminator. Applies to both people intentionally lag switching as well as Vodafone customers.

Guy: Dude, some hacker just teleported into our base and slaughtered everyone!

Dude: Not hacking, just a laginator.

Guy: Did you check his ping?

Dude: It's over 9000.

by shitstained mattress September 11, 2020

Earth Lagging

Mean's you are behind in human society.

Oh brother, he's earth lagging

by TCo[R] September 14, 2020

lagniappe

A french word meaning "a little something extra"
used primarily in the south. Especially New Orleans area.

Sam:I only ordered 2 bagles
Mark: I know, the third is a lagniappe

by Gorgeous Me February 21, 2005

Boob Lagoon

A boob lagoon is the accumulation of sweat under and between an ample set of breasts.

Boob Lagoon is the ladies' equivalent to swamp ass. Girls below a B-cup may not understand the hot sweaty band of sweat that constitutes a boob lagoon, but find a C or larger and she will know!

by ColumbusDD May 23, 2013