A young swag master. Most often small and irish. This irish pimp normally chills with a hoe on each short arm and 36 hoes piled on top of his miniscule lap. The bitches adore him, the younger pimps envy him, the older pimps know what could of been if only they were a lachlann. The biggest, swaggyest, hottest, goddamn hot shootin, pimpin, gift of god this planet has ever seen. The only problem with lachlann is that he is simply too popular and as he walks he leaves trails of women begging for him to return, men crying, weak with self loathing. Lachlann doesnt just run your hood he runs jesus's hood and the tooth fairys hood... every badasses hood there is. If theres a hood then theres a Lachlann running it. Lachlann doesnt need an army, he is the army. Lachlann doesnt need to pay for mearly being there is enough to forfill the vendors needs and deepest desires. If you ever come across a Lachlann you can get down and beg or run from shame.
Random hoe: "OMFG, LOOK A... A LACHLANN HES... HES GODS GIFT TO
HUMANITY AND THE SAVIOR TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS."
Lachlann: "hey you, my place 6 o'clock untill my cock is up you 6, bitch"
HUMANITY AND THE SAVIOR TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS."
Lachlann: "hey you, my place 6 o'clock untill my cock is up you 6, bitch"
by lamina18 December 29, 2013
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Guy 1: hey, did you see that lachie over there?
Girl 1: No, where?
Guy 1: right there!
Guy 1: where'd u go?
Guy 1: *sees girl all over lachie and already in love*
Girl 1: No, where?
Guy 1: right there!
Guy 1: where'd u go?
Guy 1: *sees girl all over lachie and already in love*
by jimjohnnoj October 23, 2011
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2) Lachlan is also a boys name. He is amazing, relatively smart, has an amazing sense of humour and uses it to make others laugh, even if he gets in trouble because of it. He isn't afraid to speak his mind and be outspoken. May not be popular, but doesn't have to be. Is so nice and kind. Easy to love <3
2) Lachlan is also a boys name. He is amazing, relatively smart, has an amazing sense of humour and uses it to make others laugh, even if he gets in trouble because of it. He isn't afraid to speak his mind and be outspoken. May not be popular, but doesn't have to be. Is so nice and kind. Easy to love <3
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Lachlan. He's not popular, but he's amazing despite that.
Person 1: OH the one who makes everyone laugh?
Person 2: Lachlan. He's not popular, but he's amazing despite that.
Person 1: OH the one who makes everyone laugh?
by someone who wrote this June 23, 2013
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the girls love him and they cant get enough of him
he dates the best girls and they wish he was their boyfriend
the girls love him and they cant get enough of him
he dates the best girls and they wish he was their boyfriend
Lachie: Heyy
Girl: do u no how hot u are
Lachie: y thanks
Girl: and u are soo cute
Lachie: thanks
Girl: i wish u were my boyfriend
Girl: do u no how hot u are
Lachie: y thanks
Girl: and u are soo cute
Lachie: thanks
Girl: i wish u were my boyfriend
by lachstarr November 25, 2011
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