Da best.
ass hole who gets away with everything
Like a dick who
Tells lies
On the go
Never getting in trouble
ass hole who gets away with everything
Like a dick who
Tells lies
On the go
Never getting in trouble
by Your gay I'm gay everyone is January 13, 2019
Get the D.a.l.t.o.n mug.acronym meaning "deep throat at life." used to describe someone who sucks so much at life that they've managed to turn it into a talent, like deep throat.
"Ok seriously, is sucking at life not enough right now?? Do I NOT have enough personal shit going on?? I realize mercury is in retrograde but, aside from that I'm almost positive that the sun/moon/stars are perfectly lined against me!!
The following has happened in the last week:
Wednesday - While vacuuming the vacuum caught fire! Not just smoke that smelled horrible but actual flames! No more vacuum.
Friday - Wicked gnar traffic because a CRANE falls on the 405! The "check engine" light goes on in my car (less than 15K miles on my car) My dinner plans flaked out/had a better option.
Saturday - Didn't want to get out of bed all day, so I'm chillin in my room watching tv & all of a sudden the picture is GONE on every channel! I have a Sony and its no more than 5 yrs old!! I have sound but NO PICTURE, I no longer "watch tv" in my room...
Today - bought two 6 packs of beer just before I get home. I parked & gathered my purse/messenger bag, reached to grab the beer and drop my makeup bag which breaks the only thing that keeps me sane in traffic & allows me to eat my "cake". So I start to cry and walk upstairs and the god damn 7-11 bag tears and I broke an entire 6 pack of michelob ultra.
All of this is a "True Story"
I give up! Whoever is fucking with me, you win!
*** waves white flag ***" - cara mia
Classic example of D.T.A.L.
The following has happened in the last week:
Wednesday - While vacuuming the vacuum caught fire! Not just smoke that smelled horrible but actual flames! No more vacuum.
Friday - Wicked gnar traffic because a CRANE falls on the 405! The "check engine" light goes on in my car (less than 15K miles on my car) My dinner plans flaked out/had a better option.
Saturday - Didn't want to get out of bed all day, so I'm chillin in my room watching tv & all of a sudden the picture is GONE on every channel! I have a Sony and its no more than 5 yrs old!! I have sound but NO PICTURE, I no longer "watch tv" in my room...
Today - bought two 6 packs of beer just before I get home. I parked & gathered my purse/messenger bag, reached to grab the beer and drop my makeup bag which breaks the only thing that keeps me sane in traffic & allows me to eat my "cake". So I start to cry and walk upstairs and the god damn 7-11 bag tears and I broke an entire 6 pack of michelob ultra.
All of this is a "True Story"
I give up! Whoever is fucking with me, you win!
*** waves white flag ***" - cara mia
Classic example of D.T.A.L.
by vee hilton December 14, 2008
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by wtfisapseudonym2029 December 28, 2009
Get the D.T.B.L. mug.Down To Fuck Like Puking Pitbulls.
It's a reference to a gif on the internet with two pitbulls fucking until one pukes and starts to eat it, saying that you are indeed interested in getting down and fucking like puking pitbulls.
It's a reference to a gif on the internet with two pitbulls fucking until one pukes and starts to eat it, saying that you are indeed interested in getting down and fucking like puking pitbulls.
by fornk May 24, 2014
Get the D.T.F.L.P.P mug.It simply means "you think that i dont love you but i do love you more than everything on this universe". you might use it when ur simp idek
by karuma December 14, 2020
Get the Y.T.T.I.D.L.Y.B.I.A.D.L.Y.M.T.E.O.T.U mug.great. thing. that. can. flourish.into. something. that.we. don’t. know.yet. so. there’s. no. label. for. now.
when girls don’t know how to label something
Becky: “OMG Sarah I’m so into this guy but I don’t know what to do yet.”
Sarah : “ Are you saying that you’re, G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N?”
Becky: “omg Sarah, you’re so right that’s so brazy”
Becky: “OMG Sarah I’m so into this guy but I don’t know what to do yet.”
Sarah : “ Are you saying that you’re, G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N?”
Becky: “omg Sarah, you’re so right that’s so brazy”
by The Dynamic Duo May 30, 2019
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