Kirking

(verb) A term for all the times in a sci-fi show and/or movie that a character has sex with an alien. A reference to Captian Kirk from Star Trek, often used in a phrase such as "Kirking it up"

Commander Richer from Star Trek Next Generation kirking it up a lot this episode.

by DrMaskWolf February 27, 2011

Kirking Out

Leaving the scene, your communication is over. One who has either left the scene or has ended his/her conversation.

What Captain Kirk said when he was done speaking with someone on the communicator.

I am kirking

by Les B. Labbauf June 4, 2004

Kuring-gai High

A shitty school with a shit ton of eshays.

"Damn All The Kids In Kuring-Gai High Are Fuckin Eshays" - Some Random Asquith Cunt...Probably

by Pablito Fernito :) August 27, 2019

Facebook Kurting

Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.

Dude, stop facebook kurting me from your girlfriends account, its weird.

by Kurt_is_offended May 12, 2011

Kirking

A person that is a giant pussy, often gets offended by the Internet. They have a gaping vagina and claim nothing makes is sore. However, a combination of retardation and being ugly as fuck helps to prove otherwise.

Why are you always kirking ? You catch feeling all the time like a little bitch.

by Easyp August 9, 2016

Kirking

When one drinks too much on the weekend and then realizes before they go to sleep that work is going to suck tomorrow.
Also is known to put hoes before bros.

Steve: Dude it's Sunday. You're drinking way too much and kirking yourself for the rest of the week.
Brian: Ugh work is gonna suck tomorrow.

by Cockopotomous January 13, 2018

Kirking

The act of shitting your pants while at work or in public.

If I let this fart go I'm probably going to be kirking myself

by Vengenze June 3, 2014