Kiper

The most ignorant, unrealistic, retarded person you have ever met. This person believes they are always right and know, literally, everything about everything. When they have their mind set on something (right or wrong..... usually wrong) you couldn't change it if their life was in jeopardy and having the correct information would save them.

Noun, plural "Kipers" k-eye-purr

Related forms:

verb "to kipe", "kiping"

"Hey, is that your ex-wife?" ....... "You mean Kiper?"

"Seriously Kiper, if you didn't get your child support call DSHS because it came out of my check"

"My ex-wife is the biggest kiping piece of shit I have ever met"

by jorizza March 28, 2016

keipert-stack

1. Wad of cash which is randomly arranged.
2. Chaotic strap of cash.

I'm not counting that keipert-stack til you straighten that shit out.

by billwill March 7, 2007

Keiper

n.

A location specific measurement of time defined as 90 days in Shanghai.

How long was your last trip?
It was 0.15 keipers.

by shan1212 May 28, 2018

Tammy kuipers

Tammy kuipers a Spanish teacher who gives big sets of Spanish vocabulary terms to try to get her student to fail.

Mrs.Mayer acts like a Tammy kuipers

by Nick to the gur October 7, 2019

Kripertified

Kripertified is when you are high on every drug know to mankind.

Ooh, yeah duuude.. Im so Kripertified right now.

by Desir3d March 4, 2018

Kwiper

A common term to describe a closet weeb.

I get the feeling that Joe is a kwiper.

by Froggyleg April 8, 2019

Kwiper

A very stupid name used to ridicule

Silence, Kwiper

by kwooper August 22, 2020