krispy kreme

The Krispy Kreme is when you get a girl in the middle of a group of guys, they spin her around and excrete their ball-sack bolognaise on her head so as to represent frosting on a popular style of donut.

The other day, we all stood around a girl that had thighs like custard (well ugly), and whacked off so we could give her the ol' Krispy Kreme.... then waited for it to dry so it went a little krispy like vanilla ice magic... Yummo...

by The Donut King December 8, 2009

krispy kreme

Nickname for a slut in an office somewhere in time, between this galaxy and the next, who's face will look like a glazed donut soon.

FC "Hey Krispy Kreme, are you ready for the geyser?"

KK "Yea baby, hit me with the juice"

by C2 October 29, 2004

Krispy Kreme

1. a butthole that has been glazed with ejaculate and left to dry, Giving the appearance of classic frosted doughnut. Variation/ bonus points for the creator screaming " hot now" during the initial act

2. Any hardened cum rag

it was our annaversary so I let him give me a Krispy Kreme

by Jalvo November 15, 2016

krispy kreme

When a female is performing oral sex on an erect penis with a donut on it, the male smashes her head down onto his penis far enough for the donut and the his cream.

I need a donut for tonight, your mom is going to give me a krispy kreme.

by Jesus H Cox, MD November 29, 2007

Krispy Kreme

commonly used to describe someone who is always fuckin cracked out! They are so fried they are like donuts.

Man, that guy is definately an f-in Krispy Kreme!

by punkrawk February 27, 2003

Krispy Kreme

During sex, the man pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and ejaculates into her bellybutton. After doing this, he dunks the head of his penis into the "glaze" and inserts it into her mouth. If there's more than one man, its a "double-glazed".

Dude, I just Krispy Kremed that bitch!

by Shilly Dilly December 6, 2009

Krispy Kreme

The sexual act of filling ones partner's asshole with whipped creme, plugging the anus with a donut hole once full, and an optional layer of shit or chocolate syrup is applied on top. Consumption is a must, serves 1-2.

Man- "Damn honey that was a mighty fine roast we had tonight!"

Woman- "I hope you saved room for dessert. Cause we are having a fucking Krispy Kreme"

by NAVNAV September 24, 2010