king kong shit

A shit that is so awful that it rips your anus and destroys any toilet that comes in range.

Dude that King Kong Shit clogged my whole neighborhoods septic systems and sent me to the hospital.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

king kong ding dong

A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.

1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!

by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005

King Kong style

Have sex King Kong style by tying your girlfriend's wrists to the bedposts (or two trees if you are outside).

I tied her up King Kong style last night and she had three orgasms in a row!

by Laura12 April 30, 2008

King Kong complex

It's not just a complex. It's an international agenda made by Hollywood, media, and liberal left. This agenda promotes the specification of the western world male by teaching him from birth that he is the violent, dominant, superior being and his mate will be a dumb sexy inferior female often portrayed by the blonde.

Example: beauty and the beast, King Kong, shrek

The urge of the good girl to date/marry the violent guy. She has the King Kong complex

by King Kong complex July 18, 2014

King Kong Defense

Legal strategy used by Carl Lundström's lawyer in the Pirate Bay trial of 2009.
This defense is effective for its ability to come out of left field, catching the prosecution completely off guard and furthermore, obliterating their weak arguments.

Carl Lundstrom's attorney:"The person responsible for uploads of copyrighted files might as well be a user named King-Kong in the jungles of Cambodia".

More examples...
Prosecution: Blah blah, you're aiding people in stealing intellectual property
Defense: Wrong, it was King Kong in Cambodia!
Prosecution: WTF!!!?
Defense: Suck the King Kong defense! How do you ever expect to win now?

by Arockalypse February 18, 2009

King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car

shit look out for that king kong finger

by Denny January 20, 2005

king kong's little finger

a large turd, usually whole and compact.

"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"

by Foxiferous September 14, 2006