A planet with a single sun located inside a giant dust cloud on the utmost eastern edge of the galexy. because of the dust could there had never been anything to see in the sky, and night was totally blank. On the first trip into space in a spaceship built in someones backyard in almost exactly a year after discovering that there was such a thing as space, the masters of krikkit flew out of the dust cloud and saw the staggering jewels of the night in their infinite dust and their minds sang with fear. For a while they flew on motionless against the sweep of the Universe, turned around and said "it'll have to go".
The Krikkit attack on the galexy had been stunning. Thousands and thousands of huge krikkit warships had leaped suddenly out of hyperspace and simultaneously attacked thousands and thousands of major worlds, first seizing vital material supplies for building the next wave and then calmly zaspping those worlds out of existence.
It took the entire galexy approximatly two thousand years and two grillon guys, before Zipo Bebrok 5x10^8 suggested that the planet of krikkit was to be encased for perpetuity in an envelope of Slo-Time, inside which life would continue almost infinitely slowly, untill the rest of the udiverse came to its final end.
The Krikkit attack on the galexy had been stunning. Thousands and thousands of huge krikkit warships had leaped suddenly out of hyperspace and simultaneously attacked thousands and thousands of major worlds, first seizing vital material supplies for building the next wave and then calmly zaspping those worlds out of existence.
It took the entire galexy approximatly two thousand years and two grillon guys, before Zipo Bebrok 5x10^8 suggested that the planet of krikkit was to be encased for perpetuity in an envelope of Slo-Time, inside which life would continue almost infinitely slowly, untill the rest of the udiverse came to its final end.
the people of Krikkit are, well, you know, the're just a bunch of really sweet guys, you know, who just happen to want to kill everybody. Hell, i feel the same way some mornings.
by berserker395 March 26, 2005
Get the krikkit mug.Derives from the French "coucou" (cuckoo), which is normally used for greeting in a friendly yet old-fashioned way. Young people have been re-using it, changing it to "kikoo", which sounds even friendlier, and maybe cuter. Teenagers overuse it on communication devices, like MSN, text messages, message boards or blogs. Over time, it has become a way to detect stupid people or just young people (often the two) among the rest of the normal population. Kikoo is a synonym of being less than 14. And stupid.
by EKClow May 23, 2008
Get the Kikoo mug.A fictional character in the Bionicle story. He is a Makuta Mistika sent to the core of the matoran universe, known as Karda Nui. His name is likely based off the word cricket, as his body resembles one. He is white in color with red streaks.
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- Where are we going for spring break this year? Cancun?
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Cuckolds watch, Kirkolds listen
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My ex was a Kirkold, while i had sex with other men, he'd masturbate in the room next door listening.
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Illicitly produced krokodil is typically far from pure and often contains large amounts of toxic substances and contaminants as a result of being "cooked" and used without any significant effort to remove the byproducts and leftovers from synthesis. Injecting any such mixture can cause serious damage to the skin, blood vessels, bone and muscles, sometimes requiring limb amputation in long-term users.
Who use krokodil is 99% deadman.
Illicitly produced krokodil is typically far from pure and often contains large amounts of toxic substances and contaminants as a result of being "cooked" and used without any significant effort to remove the byproducts and leftovers from synthesis. Injecting any such mixture can cause serious damage to the skin, blood vessels, bone and muscles, sometimes requiring limb amputation in long-term users.
Who use krokodil is 99% deadman.
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- wow, rich people if use such rich narcotic
-no,they use the chipest one - krokodil!
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