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Kristen Stewart Face

A facial expression that looks like your dad just died
by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.
Did you see Mary? She had the Kristen Stewart Face going on during our entire conversation. I hope she's okay.
by Steamboatwillyt March 17, 2012
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Krysten

One of those rare individuals who is damn near perfect, and whose only flaws are endearingly endearing. Usually drop dead-gorgeous with a fantastic rear end; has the ability to levitate on demand.
Who was that goddess that just floated by?
Oh that was just Krysten.
by bluemoonin October 17, 2008
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Kristen

The girl who makes you want to be a better man. Shes incredibly smart, funny, and stunningly beautiful. You are often thankful for every second that she is a part of your life and lament the times that you arent talking to her because with her every second is like being in heaven.Often a girl with spunk that other girls fear.Hates drama usually and normally doesnt do well with guys who cheat.Loves to go out an party. Never doubt her cause shes always changing and you dont ever truely know what shes thinking.
by AR23 January 13, 2010
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Kristen

A beautiful girl with great eyes that smile on their own. She's sweet and gentle, but knows how to get crazy on a full moon.
You think you've met a great girl, wait till you've met a Kristen!
by boyboytheboytoy May 15, 2013
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Kristen

Truly the most gorgeous girl to ever bless the world. Can keep up a conversation, and doesn't act like a ditzy idiot. Kristen is someone you can fall in love with.
Jeff: My girlfriend is a dog.
Andrew: My girlfriend is Kristen, and I will never let go of her.
by PrimoThePro October 24, 2010
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Kristen

A GODDESS in disguise- a girl so incredibly beautiful and perfect in every possible way. She is the only girl I have ever truely loved and will love for a very long time. But her love is not returned, resulting in great heartache for my pathetic self.

I love her SO MUCH. I can't wait till that long awaited day where love can finally be mutual.
by bren97122 October 8, 2012
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Kristen

The most beautiful, funniest, outspoken,silly, daydreaming person that brings happiness to the most important people in her life.
-Did you see that skinny girl over there?

Vanessa: That is my best friend, shes a Kristen.

-A Kristen!, you are the luckiest person to have a Kristen as your best friend!
by Lockness_13 January 21, 2011
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