Here Comes The Kraken

A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.

Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.

by Gavin Michael November 1, 2008

felix kranken

bozo still hasnt picked up the phone.

jack:
FELIX

PICK UP THE PHONE

YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME

PICK UP THE PHONE

felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone

by get. Out. Of. My. Head October 3, 2021

Krantered

To get so wasted on a night out that u wake up the next afternoon in ur bed, with a hospital wristband with ur name spelt wrong on ur wrist, vague memories of flashing lights and no idea how u got there.

man, i got so krantered last night i've got no idea what the fuck i did!

by Kranter December 25, 2008

Kranken Station

A gathering of people

Dan the Dfenc cherry jonesed that kranken station in team slayer.

by ChrisBuyUADrankRegan December 6, 2007

krakerz

Mar-o-fuckin-juana. The codename in public places.

"Yo i'm running out of krakerz better buy another half box"

by Craig Krakerz July 7, 2008

Land Kraken

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.

If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.

by The Goochness November 29, 2010

Kanker Kaffer

A nigger that has cancer, south african slur

Jou fokken kanker kaffer hou jou poes bek

by MrKafferSin February 17, 2021