Kobayashi Maru

A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."

Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.

by Kidduffah Tubes July 4, 2004

Nanon Korapat

One of the most talented people in the world. Honestly he can make you cry just by looking at his eyes. A kind man with many love for everyone. He is the perfect husband that everyone want, he can sing, can play an instrument, can drive, can cook, love his family and he is an actor!!! More he is handsome!!

- " Have you ever been in love?"
- " Yes, one time and I still love him"
- " Who is this person?"
- " Nanon Korapat, the only love of my life"

by Aiko_Tsukishima_ December 4, 2021

Kory

Korys are the nicest guys you will ever meet they are not like any other guys they are extremely charming and very loyal they are also very handsome even though they might not think so themselves they often have a great sense of humour and are often very tall they are all around the best boyfriend you could ask for they truly are the love of your life.

Your dating kory!? Wow your so lucky

by Truthteller82847 March 19, 2019

koral

Is a sexy bitch yet she's shy, will be successful like it or not with you or not, had a big hear and says it's fine even if it's not. Dosent accept people being mad or upset for no reason

Damn you should be a koral

by Sexyscumbag January 27, 2017

Korana

Korana is the nicest and most caring and loving friend someone can get.

I wish I had a friend like Korana.

by Guso October 26, 2017

koral

the most amazing person that has ever lived, she’s not only the most beautiful girl in the world she’s honestly just the best she’s the an awesome bestfriend or the best one you can ask. she’s a keeper, not only do you just stare in her eyes and pause but when she’s gone you wish you can go back and and take every second to stay with her. she has an obsession with chapstick and has your back always. she’s filled with love and compassion. you would want to be koral. korals just the one, not one of a kind but just the one on the top of everything and everyone. and even if you’re being an ass to her she’ll still be that amazing, generous, careful, absolutely beautiful and breath taking (for real though like deadass) person to be with, we all love koral. but i do the most.

“who’s that?”
“that’s my koral”

by swaedrew July 24, 2019

kobayashi

the top in a field; an ultimate champion; refers to the competitive hot dog eating champion from Japan

Tiger Woods is the Kobayashi of golf.
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts

by DJ MethFace August 5, 2006