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by BRHEE September 6, 2006
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The best ball hog in the NBA but the second best person on the Lakers. Gasol is the best, Kobe only averaging only 4 assists a game.
Gasol: "Kobe i'm open"
Kobe Bryant : "Wait bitch i wanna crossover the four niggas on me"
Kobe: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhh shit they stole the ball i got yall next time
Gasol: "Kobe you ass you fucking jack we lost the game to the CAVS"
Kobe: "Well atleast i got my 67 points, 10 rebounds and no assists."
Kobe Bryant : "Wait bitch i wanna crossover the four niggas on me"
Kobe: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhh shit they stole the ball i got yall next time
Gasol: "Kobe you ass you fucking jack we lost the game to the CAVS"
Kobe: "Well atleast i got my 67 points, 10 rebounds and no assists."
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After watching L.A. ball up on San Francisco i decided to let my girl get in on a little Kobe Bryant herself.
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I gave her the ol' Kobe Bryant last night and somehow, through all of the hard D, I managed to make the shot!
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