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Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber
Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.
by niccuh65 December 1, 2010
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kubb

Ancient franco nordic game, involving varying sized wooden blocks, and a "deuece king". enjoyed greatly by Mr Vegas of "heads high" fame. popular in sweden and bristol, uk. can be pronounced "koob".
lets kubb it up
deuce king vegas, deuce king
koob!
a light dawns...
by Mr. Vegas November 9, 2004
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Knobbled

To be completely screwed over by the world and/or another person
i'm completley knobbled! I havn't done my homework
by Jono The Great July 14, 2006
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kubbu

Kubbu is an onomatopoeia used by certain people of Valluvanad and Madhya Thiruvithankoor regions in Kerala. Kubbu is someone who makes annoying sounds and gestures to irritate people. Kubbu is also a facial expression or sound ( similar to bruuu) that annoys everyone in the world.
He made a kubbu face while farting.

I didn't buy him a beef steak. He made a kubbu sound.

He got irritated just for looking at his his face. I think he is a kubbu.
by Valluvanadan November 9, 2020
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Knobb Features

A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.

Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit
Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.
by Dyke_with_a_bite April 22, 2007
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Hot Knobbing

An upward motion with the hands that some DJ's make as if the knobs on their mixer are hot to the touch.
We thought the DJ was awesome until he started hot knobbing and ruined the vibe.
She thinks hot knobbing makes her a cool DJ but it just looks ridiculous.
When a pro DJ is hot knobbing you may not even notice it but when a newbie is hot knobbing he is probably not even actually changing anything.
by anonymous March 12, 2021
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Shlobby the Knobby

Being thirstier than Bedouin lost in Sahara desert
shes such a shlobby the knobby, after long celibacy
by Boryz October 21, 2019
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