Jizz Knots

When you get semen in your pubes (man or woman) and they dry your pubes together causing a glue effect.

Rose made me pull out so I came on her bush. In the morning she was screaming trying to comb out the jizz knots.

by Fern Daddy Kane January 16, 2010

will knots

pieces of shit stuck in ass hair, that will "knot" come off

Oh man i got some really rusty will knots

by Chode Master April 17, 2003

Zombie Knots

Chunks of dried up feces entangled in the ass hair of a disgusting human being.

Bob spread his ass cheeks and out popped several nasty zombie knots.

by eerickson1205 October 14, 2009

Fort Knots

When a drug dealer ties a knot in the baggie so tight that it is almost impossible to open, like fort knox.

Damn this bag is Fort Knots, I cant even open it.

by benhasabigwiener March 7, 2013

rate of knots

A term to describe something happening quickly

When i had the shits, i was going through toilet paper at a rate of knots

My new facebook page is getting in new fans at a rate of knots!

by jaberdeen90 October 10, 2010

7 knots of love

Also known as Seven Knots to Heaven.

Specially tied knots in silk* inserted in a mans anus which is removed at the moments of climax. Properly timed the cord is removed concurrent with the contractions pumping ejaculate thus stimulating the anus and massaging the prostate gland resulting in increased pleasure.

*While the name is derived from knots in silk the practice can also be done with beads or balls on a string, or injection molded balls on plastic stems. Or any variation of such.

The Courtesan tugged each bead of the 7 Knots of Love from my ass at just the right moments causing me to explode with pleasure several times before losing consciousness.

by BlackClaw May 8, 2010

Nigger knots

A racial slur that is used when an african-american has cornrows. Originated in the south.

Clem: That negro got dem nigger knots.

Billy: He shur duz!

by Bertish July 1, 2005