Knotted

British slang, not that common any more.
An insult, Knotted makes reference to either your guts or your willy. Always acompanied by 'Get...'.

"Get Knotted, you bastard".
"He can go get Knotted".

by Eamon Hale August 9, 2004

Knotting

To walk around in a random manner, whilst conducting a reconnaissance.

Andrew was knotting around the golf course when he stumbled across a work colleague.

The military patrol was knotting around southern district when they were engaged by an enemy patrol.

by Ben_1979 January 14, 2022

Knotting

When you tie your foreskin like a balloon and use it as a condom.

Knotting - When you tie your foreskin like a balloon and use it as a condom.

Female: Did you bring a condom?
Male: No I can just knot my foreskin and use it like a condom.

by OneWat3ryBoi March 30, 2020

In Knots

The feeling you get when experiencing a strong emotion such as sadness, frustration or love. A sensation of there being a lump or 'knot' in your throat.

Jamie: OMFG. Michael proposed to me yesterday!
Caroline: Fo real? I can't even!
Jamie: I know! I was so choked up, my throat was literally In Knots!

by UrbanGh0st July 19, 2016

Knot

An esoteric multiplex often heard as a "Not" by the wicked, but understood at great depth by the wise, usually used in complex situations with other words that also have double meanings

Joseph Smith was KNOT, KNOT, KNOT, KNOT, a TRUE prophet of God

by BlueEyesWhiteBoy April 20, 2023

Knot

(n) An item which prevents an individual from wearing skinny jeans (see: swagga;not to be confused with swagger{for obvious reasons}).

Try as I might, this knot continues to prevent me (an individual) from wearing this pair of skinny jeans to the upcoming Alanis Moresett concert. For shame, for I (also an individual) adamantly feel that said pair of jeans accentuates my most voluptuous features. I am more angry and unsatisfied than a fat bitch that gotta make a second trip to the "co'na sto'" because she ate her wallet on the way there.

by -us January 28, 2009

Knot

Another name for a butt hole

This definition comes from the similarity of a balloon knot to the shape and look of a butt hole

Bob: "hey Joe, you're a fag"
Joe: "you can lick my knot Bob"

by tHe ReAl DeFiNiTiOn August 13, 2012