fuck knot

The funky knot that occurs in the back of a girl hair (assuming its long) after too much missionary position sex.

I'm gonna need a rake to get this fuck knot outta my hair :D

by delusi0n December 5, 2004

Red Knot

The tender state of your mate's balloon knot after a pleasurable evening of anal plundering his or her pucker spot.

Barry left Carla with a quivering red knot after pounding her booty hole.

Roger realized he was getting sloppy seconds when the guy he picked up already had a red knot going.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

pop knot

A knot that “pops up” on one’s head due to a blow such as from blunt force trauma.

When the prison guard rapped an inmate on the head with his Billy club, a big old pop knot rose up on his head!

by dmillswvu82 March 25, 2021

dirty balloon knot

A dirty butthole or asshole.

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.

by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019

Gruff-knot

Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.

"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"

by Tylerstein October 6, 2006

Farmers knot

Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands

I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.

by leaf337 June 12, 2015

Sock Knot

The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.

After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015