Knock knock poopy stomp

To do knock knock poopy stomp:

Step 1: Get a paper sandwhich bag with dog poop inside
Step 2: Put it on someone's doorstep

Step 3: Light it on fire
Step 4: Knock louldy on door
Step 5: Run!

The person will answer the door, see the fire and attempt to put it out by stepping in the dog poop!

Damn! Someone knock knock poopy stomped me again! Now I have to get another new pair of shoes!

by Space Dog January 12, 2011

Knock Knock Open Up The Door It's Bork

Bork's name added to DMX's song "X Gon' Give It To Ya"

Knock knock open up the door it's BORK!

by Borkems91 April 6, 2010

Knock-Knock Fest

The rapping of one's knuckles across perky breasts-a way to please yourself by drumming your hands on a girl's front. Arousal is usually expected.

Matt: "So how'd it go with Jack last night?"

Danielle: "Well, we had a bit of a knock-knock fest, and now I'm all sore. But he's in a better mood than ever!"

Matt: "Okay, then."

by Lord Blackness May 12, 2014

Knock knock soak

The act of farting a huge gift against the door of your bathroom while your lover takes a long steamy hot sexy bath

As emma lay in her candle lit bathroom, with the essential oils and epsom steam filling the air.... she heard a loud rancid Crunk at the door....

Oh not another knock knock soak she screamed.... as the smell of smylas fart seeped under the door

by Swooshbeast November 6, 2023

Knock-Knock Who Is Its

Humungous titties

That bitch got some knock-knock who is its.

by Bukkakegod October 26, 2002

knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.

asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020

Knock Knock Boobie Rock

As popularized by the "Worst Wedding DJ Ever! (Original)" video found on youtube, this move of unparalleled gumption and rhythm requires walking up to your significant other and essentially playing the congos with their boobies.

The move can only be employed at weddings while listening to Phil Collins', "In the Air Tonight," thus making it extremely rare to be seen.

"Honey, did you just see the perfectly executed Knock Knock Boobie Rock?"

by Genesis and Phil Collins May 19, 2010