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Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School

A totally amazing high school located outside of Jackson, Wisconsin.

A high school filled with easy women and where 98% of the students are loaded with cash. Kettle Moraine Lutheran also has a much higher drug problem compared to other Lutheran high schools.

Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School (KML) is wayy better at sports than any other school in their conference, especially Laconia and Winnebago Lutheran Academy, also known as WLA or "pooptard acadamy" by some students.

Kettle Moraine Lutheran has about 430 students and continues to grow year after year.

In sports KML dominates year after year, the Chargers have consistently won state in Volleyball, Women's Soccer, Cheerleading, and always is a strong contender with every other sport.

While Kettle Moraine Lutheran continues to excell at everything they do, Winnebago Lutheran continues to be stupid.
Man 1: "Hey man! Did you win at that basketball game yesterday?"

Man 2: "Nahhh man... We played Kettle Moraine Lutheran..."

Student 1: "Hey dude, I heard your transferring to Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School?"

Student 2: "yeahhh... I gotta get out of WLA man, Winnebago Lutheran sucks..."
by supermanX234K7 July 31, 2012
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kettlecornia

i was craving some kettlecorn right infront of the stand, so i fainted and told the man i had kettlecornia.
by mattypatty123456789 May 7, 2009
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rusty tea kettle

When a anus leaks feces during anal intercorse. Causing anus to sqeel against the cock like a rusty tea kettle.
Rusty whistling sound....
"Oh. You Shit on my cock and dribbled mud on my clean white sheets like a rusty tea kettle."
by Sean Greer June 21, 2007
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Kettle cock

I woke up with kettle cock, so i hung myself from the door handle.
by leukaemia is funny November 11, 2019
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kettle.korn

Kettle Korn is a really quirky tiktoker. They are a licensed silly goose 🤪🤞 and they love Bo Burnham, and Gi-Hun from squid game. They comment the letter "h" on any video they see.
Person "Do you know @kettle.korn?"

Person 2 "Yeah! The silly goose who comments "h" right?"
Person 1 "yeah, well they just posted another quirky video about Gi-Hun from Squid Game"
Person 2 "omg show me 🤪💅"
by Steakvie October 13, 2021
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Creamy Kettle

When you get tossed off in a steam room or sauna. If its public or private is down to the tossers disgression.
I went to the gym with this girl and she gave me a Creamy Kettle in the public steam room. This bloke was blates watching us though
by IXI_EmJay_IXI December 13, 2010
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kettle

to incarcerate or restrain temporarily
Police officers illegally kettled peaceful climate activists at the G20 protests in 2009 to stop their gathering being "hijacked" by violent protesters from another demonstration, the high court has heard. --Guardian 23 March 2011
by garda April 8, 2011
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