by surfymac August 25, 2017
A clumsy person. Usually has a bad case of butterfingers, and the uncanny ability to fall upstairs and trip over the floor.
"Owen is such a klutz, he ran into the side of a wall and knocked himself out. Literally."
"For real?"
"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."
"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
"For real?"
"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."
"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 22, 2021
A person who is clumsy but still hot no matter what.
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Klutz.com is an amazing clothing brand you should def try out babes
by 2000babe August 23, 2021
Somebody who is constantly butt dialing people, sending text messages to the wrong person, replying to the same text twice, not to mention they always drop it.
God, Lauren's such a phone klutz. She called me twice last night and each time i just heard the TV, she seriously needs to stop butt dialing people!
by Emmerr December 24, 2010