kitten

What God kills whenever you masturbate

I like masturbating better than kittens. Sorry.

by bbbbb July 09, 2005

kitten

A female's privates. Usually used in rap songs, like in the female version of "Wait" by Jackie-O.

"I want you pet my kitten!" - Jackie-O

by Sharell Belanfante August 24, 2005

kitten

A Kitten refers to a quantatity of cannabis. Kittens tend to be 7.0 to 7.5 grams.

"How much are you selling that kitten for?"

by Saif August 25, 2006

kitten

The perfect rifle range target.

"why do kittens make such good targets?"

"because they are free"

by bob February 27, 2005

Kittenality

Cats aren't people so they don't have personalities. No matter what their ages, there's always a little kittenality in each of them.

My cat Sam is 12 years old, but since he's so playful and goofy, he has the kittenality of a two month old kitten.

by Kittenality May 18, 2008

Kittenality

Cats aren't people so they don't have personalities. No matter what their ages, there's always a little kittenality in each of them.

My cat Sam is 12 years old, but since he's so playful and goofy, he has the kittenality of a two month old kitten

by Kittenality May 18, 2008

Kittens

fluffy little homies, that make good companions.

those kittens were so cute i went home and cried for two hours.

by Charity Jule October 31, 2009